Friday 13 June 2008

Tony Yeboah opens a chain of hotels and sleeps with another man's wife. But not at the same time.

Tony Yeboah runs with the ball at his feet.

It's always interesting to see what ex-footballers do once their playing careers are over. Some become pundits, others sell vacuum cleaners but former Leeds United hitman took a different path, opening a chain of hotels named "Yegoala" in his home country of Ghana.

Sadly the official website is currently MIA which raises questions about how much of a success the venture was.

Still, if the buisness did in deed fail, all Tony needs to do to bring a smile back to his face again is to think back over his glittering playing career (which included finishing as top scorer in the Bundesliga in back-to-back seasons) or, if that fails to improve his mood, perhaps remember the time he was insulted by Zimbabwe head coach Charles Mhlauri and got his revenge by sleeping with Mhlauri's wife.

Yeboah justified his actions by saying "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman."

This rationale begs the question "If you insulted Tony Yeboah's woman would he invade your country?"

I think the answer is yes. Yes he would.

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